What can happen on Facebook (interesting quotes)

Year 2012. The end of Facebook. Desperate people run from their houses holding their photo in hand. They call on the people who are going around: "Do you like it? Do you f***** like it??? " 


Isn't it poor liking each other quotes, that we wrote about 2 metres far from each other??? :DDDDD


Finally! I know where is the cause of my fatness. Normally I use the rest of shampoo to wash my body. But today I have read the tag of this shampoo.... But woe!!! There is written: "for volume and richness". F***! Now I'm sure, why I can't lose my weight! But I have a solution of this problem! Until now I will use only washing up liquid. Here I read: ".. can all the fat wash away...." :D:D


There's nothing better and more beautiful than decorated Christmas tree. Lightbulbs are on... And then the tree suddenly falls down and everything is totally in hell!!! 


If I had seen yaks and reindeers behind my window, I wouldn't be surprised! (Suddenly started a very cold winter)


I am going to drill into my wall..... going to do some electrical repairs... and I preventively say goodbye to everybody!


Are you interested in, what do serial killers and rapists think about? Wait until they register on Facebook.....


Thank you for your condolences to my age - the yougest people grow old too.....


Wanna do a quiz "Are you patient?". Don't do anything! Just try to wash jalousie windows! If you never say f*** or shit, then you are really a very patient person....


Jury is a group of people, that decides whose lawyer is better.