Funny video about a lamp - Jan Kraus

I translated a video from czech talkshow "Uvolněte se, prosím!" (Relax, please!). It made me laugh a lot. I don't know if I translated it correctly. Because also in original are there "mistakes". I hope, that can make you laugh, too. And I also hope, that all the jokes aren't lost in translation!!
This sketch is about a manual of a Vietnamese lamp. Enjoy it!