Thank you all for your birthday wishes - I'm a year older. However, thanks to the mistake in some easy calculations I thought yesterday, that I'm two years older. And honestlly, there was no better gift, than finding out the truth.:)
The women consider more important their loveliness than intelligence, because men are often stupid, but rarely blind.
The best answer to the dunce is saying nothing.
Chat doesn't work - I can write here novels and nobody answers...
Don't be sad because people are talking about you behind your back. It means, that you are one step ahead of them and they are in perfect position to kiss your ass.
I work with the smartest dolt!!
Me and maths will never understand each other..:/:D
Get up, get up! Let's enjoy the day!
Spelling mistakes in texts can ruin your life. One man sent this text to his girlfriend, "I'm having a great time, wish you were her."
Firefighters, police and ambulance on alert:D
A: Because of a tent?:D
B: God knows....:D
A: Don't get him involved in it ;):D
B: Above all, let doesn't rain! :):D
A: He always underestimates me!
It's not about head going against the wall, it's about eyes finding a door...
Isn't it poor liking each other quotes, that we wrote about 2 metres far from each other??? :DDDDD
Finally! I know where is the cause of my fatness. Normally I use the rest of shampoo to wash my body. But today I have read the tag of this shampoo.... But woe!!! There is written: "for volume and richness". F***! Now I'm sure, why I can't lose my weight! But I have a solution of this problem! Until now I will use only washing up liquid. Here I read: ".. can all the fat wash away...." :D:D
There's nothing better and more beautiful than decorated Christmas tree. Lightbulbs are on... And then the tree suddenly falls down and everything is totally in hell!!!
Never say: "It's not possible to do it!". There's always some moron, who doesn't know, that it's not possible to do it, and does it.
Every morning I grumble about my ringing alarm clock - today I grumble about it didn't ring!
Definition of cuckoldry: If husband claims, that his wife doesn't understand him in sexual things, he's usually trying to find interpretress.
I love Czech railways! There's one tiny tree branch on the track and we get 3 hours delay!
If you give this qoute to your status, it will be in your status. So give it to your status and you can watch yourself having it in your status.
Words = waisting your time
If I had seen yaks and reindeers behind my window, I wouldn't be surprised! (Suddenly started a very cold winter)
I am going to drill into my wall..... going to do some electrical repairs... and I preventively say goodbye to everybody!
Are you interested in, what do serial killers and rapists think about? Wait until they register on Facebook.....
Thank you for your condolences to my age - the yougest people grow old too.....
Wanna do a quiz "Are you patient?". Don't do anything! Just try to wash jalousie windows! If you never say f*** or shit, then you are really a very patient person....
Jury is a group of people, that decides whose lawyer is better.
