Czech jokes about Chuck Norris!! :D:D lol!

Chuck Norris can drink water from spigot bottoms up.

Chuck Norris managed to grow corn on a concrete land.

A father of Chuck Norris has always wanted to be the same as his son.

Chuck Norris taught abrasive paper how to be rough.

When Chuck Norris spat, oceans and seas came into beeing.

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

Chuck Norris can get ahead his own shadow.

Chuck Norris lost his way in one forest - no one has seen that forest again.

Chuck Norris reached the end of a traffic roundabout.

Chuck Norris can lock up a drawer so fast, that he can catch throwing the key inside.

Chuck Norris visited the end of the universe.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to go mushroom picking, he trained the mushrooms to present themselves by his door.

Chuck Norris doesn't clean up in his house - the dirt is scared to enter his house.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity earlier than his father.

Pulse of Chuck Norris is measured in Richter scale.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to eat, the food have to be "chuck norrising."

When Chuck Norris struck the light, the sun came to beeing.

There's no dopping in baseball - there are only players Chuck Norris breathed on.

Chuck Norris drove around the Earth on a bicycle trainer.

 

(source: Facebook; group: V našem pokoji není bordel! Jen systém uložení věcí, který ostatní nechápou.)